geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

fastened-to-a-dying-animal:

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

“You shouldn’t wear that-“

“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

essentially the best post ever

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

praiseofdeath:

Metalheads: either the most open and friendly people you will ever meet or the most arrogant, cocky, full of shit douchebags you will ever have the unfortunate experience of meeting